As the national crapfest, otherwise known as the reign of King Donald the Incoherent, staggers into its forth year of habitual lying, whining, bragging and generally screwing up enough to send Trojan™ stock soaring, we find ourselves at a tipping point.
Back in the day it was considered great sport for a group of unruly teenagers to wander out to a handy pasture and push a cow over onto its side (do not try this at home and if you do, leave Devin’s cow out of it). Today, cow tipping is mostly a right of passage for Clive Bundy’s family and fanatical supporters. The tipping we are concerned with here involves elephants. Don’t worry, no actual elephants are involved. We’re going after some tired old plutocrats dressed up in gray, lumbering around behind the center ring clown car extravaganza like a herd of brutish bully-boys trying to strong-arm the country into swallowing a load of crap. They are willing to lie, cheat and steal their way forward. It’s quite literally all they seem to know anymore. The simple reason they need to flush 10 to 15 times is that they are all so completely full of shit.
In a very real way they are obscene. They no longer exhibit any socially redeeming qualities in either their persons or the soundbites they use in place of actual ideas. Today’s republicans are not worthy of the dustbin, or even the ash-heap of history. They belong where they’ve been along — the cesspit of history.
How to Tip an Elephant
Accuse them of being just another Ken doll republican. When they ask what the hell you are talking about, point out they don’t have the balls to stand up to tRump.
Smack them in their deficit hypocrisy.
Ask them what percentage of their donations come from St. Petersburg.
Quote Matthew 25 at them.
See if they’ll own the positions.
- How’s that tax cut working out for you?
- tRump is the Houston Astros of politics.
- Do you support bankrupting small farms?
- Do you support kids in cages?
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Instead of writing shade, I was out canvassing for Rob Prah, who is still running for PA House 58 and can still use help. Friends of Robert Prah.
Goodie fired up the old laptop and slammed out this morning’s GNR: They can only win if they cheat. We can only lose if we give up: Saturday's GNR