Why is it EVERY FUCKING TIME a Republican plants his butt behind the Resolute Desk civilians have to start dying by the thousands?
"What? Planes crashing into buildings? We'd have never guessed."
"What? The levees have flooded in New Orleans? Guess I'll go to a birthday party."
"What? Nuns being kicked out of helicopters over the ocean? Here, Iran, have some missiles."
What? Gay people dying? Trees cause pollution, you know."
"What? Germs from China will destroy our whole economy? Time for another rally and a round of golf. "
"What? Iraq invaded Kuwait after I gave them permission? Who'd a-thunk?"
"What? A devastating hurricane in Puerto r-r-r-Rico? Here, have some paper towels."
STOP. VOTING. FOR. THESE. TERRIBLE. PEOPLE!
Mail-in voting NOW!