After listening to non-scientific contrarians in the White House, and on Fox, the Orange Con Man still secretly wants the country “open for business” by Easter. So let’s show him the way.
The long Easter weekend is a perfect opportunity for Donald Trump to show the country that we have nothing to fear under his “perfect”, “10 on a scale 10” management of the COVID-19 outbreak.
We know that Mr. Trump is not usually an early riser, but this weekend provides the chance to be everywhere seemingly at once. He should treat the four days as a rousing campaign re-boot.
Here’s a long EASTER weekend where TRUMP can lead by example.
- On Friday afternoon, April 10th — visit Liberty University, lunch with Jerry Falwell, Jr. and address the students. Emphasize in your remarks that God will provide the solution, and that studying scripture, not science, is the way.
- On Friday evening, April 10th — attend Good Friday services at the River of Tampa Bay Church in Florida with pastor Rodney Howard-Browne. Tell the devout that he will protect them from any local ordinances and that it’s their god-given and constitutionally granted right to congregate for worship.
- On Saturday afternoon April 11th — visit a Hobby Lobby store in Florida and meet with CEO David Green. Shop for materials to construct masks, displaying how Hobby Lobby is an essential business.
- Also on Saturday afternoon April 11th — visit a gun store and emphasize that gun shops are essential to the country and cannot be closed. Shop for high caliber magazines to defend against dark-skinned immigrants
- On Saturday evening, April 11th — host a dinner outside at Mar-a-Lago. Invite bored members to gather and socialize — and start spending money again at the club. Clink as many glasses as possible as you toast to four more years
- On Sunday morning April 12th (Easter Sunday) — attend Easter Services at Life Tabernacle Church in Baton Rouge with Pastor Tony Snell. Laud the congregants for their bravery ignoring their state’s soaring number of Mardi Gras induced infections.
- On Sunday evening, April 12th — hold a large MAGA rally with Texas Lt. Governor Dan Patrick at the Odessa Fairgrounds. Implore the country that it’s safe to return to work tomorrow, and inspire older Americans to sacrifice their lives for the sake of the economy. Be sure to work the crowd, shaking as many hands, and taking as many selfies, as possible.
- Early On Monday morning, April 13th — appear live on Fox & Friends in New York City. Tell the country that the “cure has been worse than the problem” and that it’s time to get back to work.
- Later on Monday morning, April 13th — ring the bell at the New York Stock Exchange. Signal the rebirth of the stock market, reassuring millions of investors.
- On Monday afternoon, April 13th — play golf at your Bedminster Club with Lindsey Graham, Rand Paul and Sean Hannity. Discuss how to best convey the messaging for the campaign that “the cure was worse than the problem.”
- On Monday evening April 13th — host a private Manhattan fundraiser at Trump Tower. Be sure to include a personal photo shaking hands with each donor as part of their $5,000 a plate package.
With a jam-packed, action-oriented schedule like this, Donald Trump can show those who don’t believe in medicine, science, math or statistics that things are going back to normal. That just like magic, the coronavirus has just gone away. Better yet, he doesn’t need to stand next to that annoying wimp Dr. Fauci and that ugly hag Dr. Birx anymore, or listen to their statistics and depressing logic.
Full speed ahead.