“Big egos are big shields for lots of empty space.” - Diana Black
Oh Donald you ego is so big and your brain is so small. You can’t help but do the wrong thing.
Take for example your need to put your name on every relief check sent out. So everyone has to wait while you feed your fragile ego.
People need that money, NOW Donald, to pay rent, to put food on their table. But no, they have to wait while your delicate ego puts your name on each check.
Never mind that people can’t pay their rent and dear slumlord Jared will have to evict them. But don’t worry about Jarred he already has his face in the Government bailout trough.
Except you can’t sign the checks! Federal law prohibits you from signing the checks, you are not authorized! Quelle horreur. Surprised, Caption Bly.
So instead your name will be printed in the “Memo.”
Yes Donald, you are an afterthought, a pimple, nee wart on history. President Memo.
I doubt that your name in the memo field will garner you one vote you didn’t already have. Of course your base will vote for you even if you castrate Mike Pence on national TV, which of course you have done, multiple times.
Sadly, we will get our payment through direct deposit. I would love to have photocopied, and framed the national joke for eternity.
After 2020 you will take your place in history, as a well-earned afterthought. And, the worst President in the history of our country, bar none, or is it Barr none.