My very kind, even sweet, but slightly crazed handyman is telling me today, with great conviction and consternation, that the “vaccine” for the coronavirus that is being developed with Bill Gates’s financial backing is really nanobots that are going to be injected into everyone to turn them into sheeple.
This man is not violent, is not racist so far as I know, is not a gun nut or a hater of any kind. But apparently he deeply believes that Trump is standing between all of us and this dreadful cartoon conspiracy to turn us all into zombies. Now it is Gates, not Soros, who is being cast as the super villain.
And there is no dissuading him, no telling him that there is no nanobot technology capable of wreaking the havoc his CT buddies promise.
What in the hell can one do? Reality is not half so interesting to Jake as the theories he sees floating past on the internet.
Says Jake, “They’re not going to get me.”