A lot of people have found themselves super stressed out about Donald tRump these last three years.
I get it. We all know how big the stakes are and any and all chances of tRump winning (and thus destroying our democracy) are terrifying.
If you count yourself among the people worrying: Here’s some more fuel.
Below are four-thousand-one-hundred-ninety-two reasons to worry about him ending our chances of saving democracy.
Note: these reasons are independent of whether or not he actually weighs 239 lbs. I’ll be honest: I don’t think he does. I think he weighs 262 lbs. I read everything the doctors said and I read a lot of articles about him and about the claims and, if I was to bet, my money would be on tRump not telling the truth about this. But there is no way I can know that for sure (he’ll never get near a scale). So these reasons to worry are not focused on the truth of his claims, but on the evidence in front of our eyes. Doing some simple math, tRump weighs approximately four-thousand-one-hundred-ninety-two ounces and ounce for ounce he is a dangerously deceitful demagogue.
Here are four-thousand-one-hundred-ninety-two reasons to worry about him ruining our chances to save our democracy.
1. tRump sucks.
2. tRump really sucks.
3. tRump really, really sucks.
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4,187. tRump, really, really, really, …, really sucks.
4,188. Bill Barr is busy kissing tRump’s ass and he really, really, …, really sucks too.
4,189. Mike Pence is so busy with kissing tRump’s ass that he only has time to really, really, …, really suck too.
4,190. tRump refuses to Be Best.
4,191. His chief enabler, Moscow Mitch McConnell, sucks so much his neck wattles are thrumming.
4,192. The 52 oath-breaking republican turncoats in the United States Senate.
Democrats Are Amusing
Give me some wine and ask me about Nancy Pelosi. Go on, I dare you!
We Are the Majority (sort of)
There are lots more of us than there are of them. Plus there are way more people who can’t be bothered to get involved than there are of both of us put together. That means, there really aren’t that many of them at all. Even less than we thought before.
Finally, Saturday Funnies
The internet ran out of funny stuff. I used it all up. Sorry.
That is it for this week. I am so lucky and so proud to be in this with all of you ❤️ ✊ ❤️
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