So our Dipshit in Chief has a birthday coming up. And since no event has ever been created which Cheetoh Benito hasn’t tried to exploit for his own enrichment, aggrandizement or political gain, his campaign has created a virtual birthday card to which internet users can add their own birthday message to Hair Fuhrer (along with the opportunity to donate to La Grande Orange’s (apologies to Rusty Staub)) re-election campaign.
However one need not donate (nor even include a valid e-mail address) to send one’s own birthday message to the rancid pile of gopher dung infesting the White House. Therefore anyone who might have indelicate things to say can simply type them in and fire them off. But I’m confident the frequenters of this blog wouldn’t have such rude things to say.
I will not include a link to Trump’s campaign website. However if one were to simply Google “trump birthday card” one would locate the correct link rather quickly. But I wouldn’t suggest that people do that in vast numbers in order to send mean messages to our famously thin-skinned porcine Putin puppet. That would be out of bounds. So please, nothing impolite.
My own message was short and sweet:
You are dumber than a bag of hair. I hope you die in prison.
Feel free to include your own Trump birthday messages in the comments below, whether you send them to the campaign website or not.