Let me preface this by saying that I fully anticipate and even welcome the blowback that I know I’m going to receive for writing this. I welcome it because, at pivotal moments in history, someone has to be the gadfly. Someone has to be the first to voice an idea that many others might have privately considered but were too polite to voice aloud. Someone has to be the first to articulate what the ultimate culmination about certain political trends will be, and someone has to be the one to ask how we start talking about it, how we start moving the Overton Window and how we start laying the political groundwork to make it possible.
Where am I going with this? Well, as many of you know, churches across America are starting to open up again, thereby demonstrating the typical stupidity and narrow-mindedness of Christians everywhere. Yes, because clearly having Sunday services during a global pandemic is a fantastic idea.
This really was the final straw for me. Christians have a long list of enormities and excesses to answer for that stretch back centuries, and they have, at every possible turn, proven themselves to be one of the progressive movement’s most implacable enemies. They are the enemy of progress, the enemy of science, the enemy of reason, the enemy of logic, the enemy of human morality and decency--in short, nothing less than the enemy of all mankind.
And in a way, it’s not their fault. Most of them have been so brainwashed and corrupted that they just can’t help themselves. I’m sure many of them genuinely believe in what they’re doing and consider themselves to be good people. But then, men like Genghis Khan and Adolf Hitler and Vlad the Impaler all thought themselves. Evil people rarely consider themselves to be evil, and the Christians are no different.
I mean, can anyone name anything good that Christians have done for this country? Even one thing? What benefit, really, do they bring to America? What purpose do they serve? I argue that there is none. They and their faith are an anachronism, and we need to be honest—both with them and with ourselves—that in the America we are striving to build, they and their religion have no place, nor should they. I think many of us have known this privately for some time now, but it’s time we stop being afraid of discussing it openly.
So what is to be done about the Christians? Short of outright killing them all—which I am NOT arguing for—only one option presents itself: ban Christianity.
I realize that this may seem extreme, or even cruel, but let me ask you: what other options are there? The Christians hide their bigotry behind the protections of the Bill of Rights—rights they never earned in the first place and never deserved. I would actually like to ban all organized religions, but Christians are the worst, so we should be willing to settle for just banning them instead.
My message, and the idea that I want us to start considering, is as grim as it is straightforward: Christianity, in its entirety, in all its forms, must banned in the United States.
It must be excised, root and stem, from every city, every town and every state, and it must be done with the full might and backing of the United States government. Those who refuse to renounce its bigoted, antiquated and hateful doctrine must be made to face the consequences. Many of them won’t, of course, so I’m not opposed to the idea of throwing them all in prison, but unfortunately our prison system is wholly inadequate for housing so many people. Perhaps we could—and I love the irony of this idea—force them onto reservations and quarantine them there, the way they did to Native Americans more than a century ago. This would not only give the Native Americans some long-overdue justice, but also have the added benefit of preventing them from spreading the plague of their ideology across the country all over again. They’ll be given adequate food and water and other necessities, of course, and they won’t be tortured or mistreated—I’m not suggesting a concentration camp, so spare me your comparisons--but they will not be allowed to leave or mingle with the regular Americans under any circumstances. I’d be happy to hear other suggestions, but I rather like this idea because it seems relatively humane.
But no matter how it’s done, the truth is this: Christianity has to go. It has to be banned, it has to be outlawed, and it has to be suppressed. Religious freedom in itself is nothing but an anachronism. America is even now moving beyond the need for it, and the sooner we start having conversations about how to legally disqualify Christians from the protections afforded by the Constitution, the better—no matter how uncomfortable those conversations might be.
Yes, what I’m proposing is a terrible thing. Yes, it will cause a significant amount of human suffering. My personal feelings aside, I take no pleasure in the necessity of the Christians’ persecution. I regret that it’s come to this, as should we all, but they have left us no choice. They have made it clear that they refuse to be productive members of society. If they insist on being relics of a bygone age, then we need to start talking about treating them accordingly.
Yes, it won’t be easy. It will likely take decades, at the very least, to bring it about. Even if we started working toward it today, it probably won’t happen in our lifetimes. But the sooner we get it started, the sooner it will be over. And our country will immeasurably better off as a result.
And yes, you may feel free to ban me for saying all of this—I don’t plan on sticking around anyway—but somebody had to say it. By all means, ban the messenger, call me a bigot, paint me as the bad guy, do whatever, but nothing will change the truth of the message.
And that message is that sooner or later we have to ban Christianity. Ban it, suppress it, outlaw it, and punish those who insist—despite all logic and evidence and appeals of reason—on clinging to it. This country, no matter how vast, will never be big enough for Christians the rest of us to coexist. It will be ugly, and it will be cruel.
But the crueler it is, the sooner it will be over.