Now that William Barr has moved into sole possession of 2nd place as the most deceitful member of the administration (after the Grotesque Orange Liar of Record), he is looking for ways to capitalize on his notoriety as one of the least credible people on the planet. Barr cemented his hold on second place by brazenly lying about lies he had already told. He has been studying his tRump playbook.
ABC Disney is reported to be in negotiations to feature Barr as the main antagonist in a new game show, tentatively titled, How Stupid Do You Think We Are? They are planning to live stream it from wherever Barr is eventually incarcerated.
Contestants will compete to identify and reject lies and other dishonest statements.
Barr will introduce a new self-serving basic lie each week and build it up with a tissue of lesser lies, distortions, distractions and ridiculous embellishments.
Contests will be awarded points for:
- pointing out lies
- debunking conspiracy theories
- rejecting false premises
- refuting smears
- calling BS
- exposing corruption
In addition to cash prizes for the contestants, each lie uncovered will add one month to Barr’s prison sentence and each lie accepted will lesson his sentence by one month. Barr’s incentive is clear. What he doesn’t know is that republican voters will not be bailing him out, as anyone who cannot recognize the truth when it smacks them in the face, sends them an engraved invitation and has itself tattooed on their foreheads is ineligible to participate.
Kellyanne Conway has signed on to present a lightning round where the contestant who comes closest to counting the number of lies Kellyanne spews in one minute will get to tell her to shut the hell up. We are told that George insisted she do this as George is too tired from trolling tRump to handle it himself.
Other tRump administration luminaries are expected to appear and further demean themselves because that’s just what they’ve been doing for the last three and a half years.
Breaking News
In other news, it was just revealed that one of the major causes of the recent toilet paper shortage was tRump losing complete control of his bowels when the novel coronavirus would not listen to his bluster. Over the last three years he had won several awards naming him as the “Most Full of Shit Person of the Century.” Bunker Boi’s involuntary, copious and near continuous evacuation created a logistical nightmare for the people tasked with cleaning up any crap he produced. They ended up commandeering the entire toilet paper supply from Portland, Maine to Atlanta, Georgia and inland to Cincinnati, Ohio. At the beginning of the crisis his lickspittles, enablers and day care providers worked tirelessly to wipe away all the evidence of his fear. After his poll numbers cratered, the staff are now mostly mailing it in and just spraying him off every 15 minutes or so. No one is even trying to mask the stench.
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