If there’s a little baby in your life that’s 3 to 24 months old, and if you’re a racist Trump supporter, have I got news for you! The Trump/Pence campaign is selling some super cute “Baby Lives Matter” onesies for those little tykes you are hoping will grow up to become white supremacists! According to the Trump money-grabbing store, these are “Limited Edition” items so get out your credit card and stick it to all of those Black families who are mourning the deaths of unarmed loved ones at the hands of racist law enforcement officers!
So, while millions of Americans hit the streets and get terrorized by rioting police, as millions of Black citizens shout “Black Lives Matter,” and the families of people like George Floyd and Breonna Taylor plead for justice, you can break your dumb liberal-conspiracy quarantine and watch your little kid crawl around in a onesie that says, in blood red lettering, that your baby’s life matters!
For only $18.00, you can “Proudly show you’re investing in your baby’s future to Make America Great Again with this incredibly soft, boutique-style one-piece.” Throw your stimulus check onto the pile of money already being stolen by the incumbent president, so you can really stick it to all those liberal snowflakes that keep whining about how racist everybody is. In fact, you can buy another “limited edition” onesie with the message “I CRY LESS THAN A DEMOCRAT,” to hit them where it hurts.*
As someone pointed out on Twitter, MAGA heads have all kinds of images and phrases they could put on a little tee. Like kids in cages!
I guess the Trump and Pence people couldn’t fit the word “White” into the design layout at the top?
*That’s a real onesie you can buy from the Trump campaign.