We’re at the hottest part of the summer, and you deserve the hottest version of Tweets of the Week. Maybe I’ll get that together for you next week. In the mean time, here’s some amusing stuff I hope you’ll enjoy. Remember to hydrate,
BREAKING: Man Severely Beaten By Woman In Deadly Scarf Attack <related topic: The Five Most Horrific Ascot Injuries Throughout History> https://t.co/AALLWLKth1— Stonekettle (@Stonekettle) August 9, 2020
BREAKING: Man Severely Beaten By Woman In Deadly Scarf Attack <related topic: The Five Most Horrific Ascot Injuries Throughout History> https://t.co/AALLWLKth1
To be clear, the guy on the left is campaigning on the guy on the right allegedly being in decline pic.twitter.com/MWduos00nX— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) August 9, 2020
To be clear, the guy on the left is campaigning on the guy on the right allegedly being in decline pic.twitter.com/MWduos00nX
They say every house has a soul; a mirror of the lives that walk its halls & stand at its gate. I set my suitcase down, turning my weary gaze to the festering sight before me, wondering what lives could have condemned a facade to so evil a countenance. The sign read: Mar-a-Lago. https://t.co/U30pFoQddq— hend amry (@LibyaLiberty) August 9, 2020
They say every house has a soul; a mirror of the lives that walk its halls & stand at its gate. I set my suitcase down, turning my weary gaze to the festering sight before me, wondering what lives could have condemned a facade to so evil a countenance. The sign read: Mar-a-Lago. https://t.co/U30pFoQddq
First photo of Trump’s new border wall https://t.co/QtygYZQnVa— Get Off My Dem Lawn 🍑🐮🔥👊🏼🌊🆘 (@SardonicOldMan) August 10, 2020
First photo of Trump’s new border wall https://t.co/QtygYZQnVa
On the bright side, if you're going to lose your sense of smell, that's not a bad place for it. https://t.co/AVsFGRks2K— J. Elvis Weinstein (@JElvisWeinstein) August 10, 2020
On the bright side, if you're going to lose your sense of smell, that's not a bad place for it. https://t.co/AVsFGRks2K
BREAKING: Mike Pence Asking Wife Karen to Join Him During VP Debate So He Won't Be Alone With Kamala Harris— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) August 11, 2020
BREAKING: Mike Pence Asking Wife Karen to Join Him During VP Debate So He Won't Be Alone With Kamala Harris
Fashion advice for @SecondLady: Dress Mr. Pence in dark trousers for his debate with Kamala so his slow trickle of fear pee isn’t as visible.— Wendi Aarons (@WendiAarons) August 11, 2020
Fashion advice for @SecondLady: Dress Mr. Pence in dark trousers for his debate with Kamala so his slow trickle of fear pee isn’t as visible.
You joke like you've never had your own WAPhttps://t.co/7SM7HfsmAZ— The Rude Pundit (@rudepundit) August 11, 2020
You joke like you've never had your own WAPhttps://t.co/7SM7HfsmAZ
great idea pic.twitter.com/jRYRTcOGit— Schooley (@Rschooley) August 12, 2020
great idea pic.twitter.com/jRYRTcOGit
Your client sounds like he’s trying to explain to a cop that he's not drunk. https://t.co/JlM2vBJ9iG— Marie Connor (@thistallawkgirl) August 12, 2020
Your client sounds like he’s trying to explain to a cop that he's not drunk. https://t.co/JlM2vBJ9iG
Pretty shortsighted of Trump to not include unicorns that shit gold doubloons in his revenue model. https://t.co/3nC1gUKzXy— The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) August 12, 2020
Pretty shortsighted of Trump to not include unicorns that shit gold doubloons in his revenue model. https://t.co/3nC1gUKzXy
I’m confused... Trump is trying to paint Biden as a racist. Why would he want to send his supporters to Joe?— Scottacular (@Scottcrates) August 12, 2020
I’m confused... Trump is trying to paint Biden as a racist. Why would he want to send his supporters to Joe?
I wish Mike Pence would stop talking about cut meat. https://t.co/bA1vMceCHL— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) August 13, 2020
I wish Mike Pence would stop talking about cut meat. https://t.co/bA1vMceCHL
Trump liking golden showers sucks. That means we can’t even find take pleasure in pissing on his grave.— YS (@NYinLA2121) August 13, 2020
Trump liking golden showers sucks. That means we can’t even find take pleasure in pissing on his grave.
TO THE FROWNING CHAMBER! https://t.co/nfQ1tRhwm6— Erin GARGAMEL Ryan (@morninggloria) August 14, 2020
TO THE FROWNING CHAMBER! https://t.co/nfQ1tRhwm6
Republican senator Susan Collins is telling the U.S. Postmaster General that he needs to address the delays in mail delivery before January when she starts receiving her unemployment checks.— Middle Age Riot (@middleageriot) August 14, 2020
Republican senator Susan Collins is telling the U.S. Postmaster General that he needs to address the delays in mail delivery before January when she starts receiving her unemployment checks.
He looks like someone made Nosferatu out of play-doh https://t.co/4f57muEqD0— Decoherence (@DecoherenceWave) August 14, 2020
He looks like someone made Nosferatu out of play-doh https://t.co/4f57muEqD0
Is Mike pence eligible to be vice president? His father (Woody from toy story) was not born here, neither was his mother (ten napkins)— Jon Millstein (@jmillstein) August 14, 2020
Is Mike pence eligible to be vice president? His father (Woody from toy story) was not born here, neither was his mother (ten napkins)
In that it's something you shouldn't trust Republicans to do? https://t.co/yzpcbZ5QSo— The Mysterious LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) August 13, 2020
In that it's something you shouldn't trust Republicans to do? https://t.co/yzpcbZ5QSo
i love the "silent majority" concept because trump supporters have never been the majority, and they are physically incapable of shutting the fuck up.— hasanabi (@hasanthehun) August 15, 2020
i love the "silent majority" concept because trump supporters have never been the majority, and they are physically incapable of shutting the fuck up.
nah they don’t go with my “bitch please” bra pic.twitter.com/zDVet5jfAQ— shauna (@goldengateblond) August 15, 2020
nah they don’t go with my “bitch please” bra pic.twitter.com/zDVet5jfAQ