Dear Blogger Friend:
...I know the last time that you were here you set fire to the sofa and beat the dog with a stick and called the host the most awful names and I see that you've started a series of websites that go out of their way to make up slanderous lies about the candidate that you didn't support for President, like maybe that his wife called a lot of people "whitey" or that he's corrupt beyond belief or that he's a race-baiter and I know you threatened to vote for any living being before you'd vote for him, but PLEASE COME BACK AND BLOG HERE AGAIN and post pictures of cats and we'll all act as if none of it ever happened, because, though we daily castigate and exfoliate the Democratic leadership for cajoling the likes of Joe Lieberman when he stabs national Democrats in the back... though we call them weak and gutless and without any pride whatsoever... though in the real world we'd find what you did so far beyond the pale... we are totally willing to don the full-hypocrite lycra body suit and toss all rational concerns about your behavior aside and BEG YOU ON BENDED KEYBOARD by typing your blogger name all big and fonty with chocolate marshmallow raspberry sauce in the hopes that you'll use the same despicable tactics against a person that WE don't want to become President.
Love and forever pooties,
US