Hey Michael,
I've been pleased as punch at your first 100+ days on the job. Your efforts to sabotage the GOP have been a stunning success.
It was hilarious when you came right out of the gate proclaiming that women could make an "individual choice" on abortion. People were like, "woah!" Republicans were not amused, heh heh. Then you quickly followed up with your fantastic attack on Boss Limbaugh, telling a (black) host that Rush's words were "ugly" and "incendiary". Damn that was good! A solid 1-2 punch. Sure, you had to "apologize" and "clarify" almost immediately after both those incidents, but pretending to be sorry bought you time for further mischief, like saying Mitt Romney couldn't win because he was a flip flopper and could never get past the bigoted GOP base. I was saying the exact same thing a year ago! It's fantastic hearing an RNC chairman echo what we write at this site. Truly genius.
But let's be serious here, I think they're on to you, and your days as a Republican chairman are numbered. They've taken away your spending powers, and the behind-the-scenes sniping is incessant. Your frequent apologies are buying less and less time. And while you've been pretty good about staying in character, getting caught laughing at Wanda Sykes' Palin joke sort of blew your cover.
So you've done what you could. Get out now, before it gets too dangerous! There's at least one southern segregationists hovering around you like a vulture, and, well, I'd be a little nervous about that if I were you.
Hugs and kisses,
kos