In a secret meeting that was held in the dead of night at the whitehouse last week many of the right wing leaders and right wing talk show hosts met with Obama to discuss real healthcare reform. The sad truth is Obama caved on every issue. The right wing will get the following and agree to pass healthcare reform.
1 Rush Limbaugh will be given 1 vicodin and 1 oxycontin for every 100 that is dispensed by our nations pharmacies.
- Sen.s David Vitter and John Ensign and Gov. Sanford will be given their choice of a lifetime supply of Viagra, Cialis or levitra. Sen Vitter will also get a lifetime supply of huggies or depends.
- Lou Dobbs will recieve free of charge an annual surgery, a headhroidectomy to pull his head out of his ass.
- John "Boner" Boehner will receive tanning booth treatments for life.
- Glenn Beck will recieve a life time supply of zyprexia for his bipolar disorder and schizophrenia. He will also receive a lifetime supply of aricept or namenda for his dementia and hopefully have him remember what he says from one minute to the next so he doesn't contradict himself and look like a complete dumbass.
- Joe Scarbourgh will get both Concerta and aAdderal for ADHD.
- Michelle Bachman and Sarah Palin will be given Thorazine for life and if it fails to work a miracle they may go before a death panel and request a lobotomy. Also both will be given a rubber room to protect them from themselves.
8 Sean Hannity will get surgery for an anal insertion of his head so he will not only be more intelligent but also improve his looks.
- Finally Bill O' Reilly will will recieve a lifetime supply of Lexapro and Xanax for for that calming effect.
Obama said the healthcare program would be paid for, by raising taxes on old people and those making less than $50,000 a year, while anyone making over a million dollars will get a tax cut. Also the fact that soooo many blue dog Democrats and Senators, Conrad, Nelson(both) Baucus, Bayh, Pyror and others will not have to recieve a spine transplant will make the healthcare bill revenue positive in the first year.