The stuff below the fold should really get you into the holiday spirit!
Dumb shitheads
Here's alist of the five dumbest assholes on the planet:
- Markos Moulitsas the homo
- Nancy Pelosi, queen of the losers
- Harry Reid, the most corrupt man in politics
- John Kerry the tax fraud snob faggot
- Anyone stupid enough to vote for Obama
I've got my own list!
- Anyone stupid enough to believe that we need to extend Bush tax cuts for the rich because it will "stimulate the economy" even though they haven't for the last six years.
- Anyone who thinks that their marriage is in trouble of gays get married.
- Anyone who watches Glenn Beck and pretends to understand his paranoid rants.
- Anyone who believed that Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction and was a threat to the United States.
- Heath Shuler. (See? I'm bipartisan!)
PALIN
ALL YOU ANTI PALIN SCUM BAGS CAN KISS MY ASS
I don't know. Getting kissed by 160 million Palin haters might really chafe your ass. You might want to reconsider.
How do I hate thee, let me count the ways
I really hate you, quite thoroughly. I hate everything about you. You look like a combination of a child molester and an unsuccessful tranny. You sound like a 6-year old girl who's been kicked in the balls. I'm being serious here. For example, look at yourself when you were on Maher's show; I thought you were Rachel Maddow. Really, look at yourself. You're a faggot. You have been outcast by the other faggots for making faggots look like a bunch of pussies. A guy who spends every waking hour taking it in the ass would be less gay than you.
You're also smug and arrogant. You think you're the smartest man on the internet, but in reality you're just another campus radical who copypastes shitty screeds from Moveon and Michael Moore, because you have no ability to form coherent political theories. You are a pussy, an internet badass who likes to talk tough about conservatives while kissing up to America's enemies. You openly despise American sovereignty, but you think the openly corrupt UN should control our lives and our foreign policy. You're an abject coward, an internationalist scumbag who is a traitor in thought, if not in deed. There are a few leftists I can respect, like Russ Feingold, who actually represent principles, not just an endless line of liberal interest groups. But you, you fucking little toad, I wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire. You're just another smartass punk whose political stand is based on whatever is "cool" at the moment. You could be replaced with a random word generator spouting lefty slogans, and no one could tell the difference. You're all form and no substance. I really hate you.
I also hate the cesspool of humanity which reads your sad excuse for a blog. Your readers are a bunch of faceless conformists who come to your blog to partake in a great circlejerk and to agree with each other on practically every issue of any relevance. Then, in the most delicious of ironies, your douchebag hipster asshole readers claim that conservatives live in an "echo chamber". I actually know from personal experience what Republican politics are like, and that world is pretty much the polar opposite of "echo chamber". The reason I left politics was our total inability to agree on anything; the Christians/social conservatives, the libertarians/fiscal conservatives and the national security/foreign policy conservatives couldn't even agree on what kind of pizza we should order (resulting in a diet heavy with Chinese food). The debate was lively and interesting but group cohesion was nonexistent (one discussion about abortion almost ended up in a fist fight). So please, know that you and your readers can take your useless, pre-packaged, self-righteous groupthink-opinions and shove them up your asses. Your readers are a spoon-fed, elitist, pampered lot who have about as much experience with hard work and real life as the queen of England, and as such their views aren't worth the (digital) paper they're printed on.
Which brings me to my last point: I hate not only you and your readers, but pretty much all Democratic activists and politicians. Why? Because you are, on a fundamental level, parasites. All left-wing activists seem to fall in three categories (there is, of course, some overlap between these groups). First there are the public sector bureaucrats (I'm excluding policemen, soldiers and others who do actual useful work and, not coincidentally, tend to vote Republican). These people are not only useless, but often actually harmful, they have generous benefits and near-perfect job security. The only way these bloodsuckers manage to hang on to their do-nothing jobs is by buying (through generous donations) the loyalty of Democratic politicans, who then grant public sector unions unaffordable pay raises and ridiculously lucrative pensions; in other words, taxpayer money goes to politicians who give it to unions, who then give a slice of the loot right back to the politicians.
The second main category of leftists is the academic elite. And by "elite" I do not mean "talented" or "skilled", but rather people who consider themselves uniquely qualified to tell others how to live their lives. They always come from pointless, pseudoscientific fields like sociology, gender studies, latino studies, communications or English lit. They have no marketable skills and make no contributions to society, yet they consider themselves intellectually superior to anyone who isn't one of their own. These overprivileged, reality-detached, lazy incompetents pretend to represent the scientific tradition of critical thought while accepting every single piece of ruinous leftist dogma as gospel truth. Clearly, education does not make one intelligent.
The last main category of Democratic activists is maybe the worst; lawyers. Lawyers prey upon the misery of others like vultures. With radical tort reform our economy would be stronger and our health care costs lower, yet Democrats oppose this due to their financial dependence on the trial lawyer lobby. The kind of jackpot justice favored by the Democratic elite is unknown in any European country, yet Democrats claim that it is fundamental to our freedom. Lawyers are greedy leeches and Democrats are corrupt liars.
In summary, I do not hate you and your ilk because I believe that you will turn our country into a socialist gulag; such fears are ridiculous. Rather, I hate you because you produce nothing but only consume. I hate you because you are weak and useless but pretend to be strong and important. I hate you because you talk tough when it comes to your domestic political rivals, but you constantly seek to placate and legitimize our foreign enemies. I hate you because you actually believe we can tax our way into prosperity. I hate you because you think women's rights and gay rights are all kinds of important, except when they're being threatened by Islam (as they are in a quickly growing number of countries), in which case they suddenly become racist right wing propaganda tools. And finally, I hate you because unlike the communists of old, you lack the balls for properly grandiose evil, but instead you are petty, venal and amoral. You don't even make a good opponent; you are merely worthless.
If hating you is wrong, I don't want to be right,
Jon
Of course you don't want to be right. That's why you're a Republican! But please explain this to me -- you hate gays unless they live in Islamic countries, and then you're their biggest champions?
jew contacts! information required!
please provide full names, addresses and the degree of financial involvement with your operations for every jew, jew organization or known jew affiliate who provides you with money or other resources. you have supported full financial disclosure in the past and now i'm asking you to follow your own advice. you are conducting business in a public forum and as such you are obligated to reveal the extent of jew involvement in your activities. i would also request a full disclosure of any connections that you or your contributors have to the state of israel, or any organization operated, financed or otherwise supported the israeli goverment. the law requires you to register as a foreign agent if you promote israeli interests, or the interests of israeli companies. i'm especially concerned with jew/israeli biotech companies and the threat they pose to our national security. i have previously provided you with detailed information about the covert and harmful activities conducted by jew/israeli biotech companies (such as the "swine flu" epidemic and the viral destruction of honey bee populations), and you should either prove that you are in no way associated with these jew activities or publicly denounce them and return any funding they may have given you. i hope that your loyalty to the jew doesn't override your loyalty to this country and humanity in general. remember that the jew has no loyalty to you, or anyone else. they understand only power and money.
You know who else wanted all that information? Hitler! Literally.
Though I am intrigued by your theory that Jews are behind the honeybee die off. But riddle me this -- if Jews are so powerful, why is Bristol Palin in the finals of that celebrity dance show?
DHS incorporates AIRFORCE ONE/cyber strom III
US Patriot News - REAL TIME ALERT URGENT - Airforce One *****
subject: Homeland Security incorporates the USA - AIRFORCE ONE/CBYER STORM III + Ted Stevens Downed Jet
This is not a drill, this is not a test.
Heed: Receive in Peace
topic: sept. 28 Cyber Storm III pulls in AIRFORCE ONE
disseminate to the USA (DO IT)
Background: July 12, 2010, DHS holds Cyber Event, Chertoff chairs televised meeting - INTERNET at that point acquired by DHS, incorporated into "homeland". DHS now in control of Radio, Television, Internet, and telecomunications.
On sepember 28, WHITE HOUSE incorporated into DHS. Please see DHS quote:
Administration-Wide--Seven Cabinet-level departments including Commerce, Defense, Energy, Homeland Security, Justice, Transportation and Treasury, in addition to the White House and representatives from the intelligence and law enforcement communities.
It is understood near or around this time, AIRFORCE ONE took to the air, it caused a lot of concern as it seemed to be in incommunicado. Belief now is that AIRFORCE ONE was in fact incorporated into the "HOMELAND" and it went thru various 'homeland' exercises.
Please also note that Representatives, and Judiciary are also mentioned in Cyber Storm III.
It is believed that the CSIII exercise essentially HACKED, repeat HACKED the USA.
this is the formal objective of CSIII, and please read this as ACCESS of existing computers, meaning EXAMINE, meaning PENETRATION, meaning ACQUIRED THE MOST SENSITIVE USA:
*Examine organizations' capability to prepare for, protect from, and respond to cyber attacks' potential effects;
ANALYSIS: USA is a country, "homeland" is a legal definition. DHS is a contractor. For DHS to incorporate THE WHITE HOUSE, REPRESENTATIVES, JUDICIARY, is to actually claim they have ACCESS to the USA.
INSTRUCTION: EMERGENCY MEETING OF BOTH THE SENTATE, THE CONGRESS SHALL BE INITIATED IMMEDIATELY. FURTHERMORE IT IS BELIEVED THAT COMPLETION OF DHS INCORPORATION SHALL BE ACCOMPLISHED BY DECEMBER 31 OF THIS YEAR. LEGALLY, USA is in a transition period where the 'old' system is overlapped with the DHS. In the year 2011, no legal recourse may, repeat may be available.
In regards to Mr. Ted Stevens downed Jet in Alaska, it is believed the main target was Mr. O'Keefe of NASA. If Mr. O'Keefe was killed, then the - NEW HEAD OF SPACE - would have been INCORPORATED INTO DHS.
It is a miracle that He and his son survived.
THEREFORE USA: since Mr. O'Keefe is "old guard" the Federal Government and Congress are in congrol of NASA. URGENT - COMPREHEND - ability to travel freely into space would be severely "privaleged" by the DHS. USA ability to defend against satellites, foreign and domestic WOULD NOT EXIST.
post summary: much has occured to cause extreme anxiety about DHS and the concept of the 'homeland' - it is recommended that immediately all agencies that belong to the proper Federal Government voice their concerns about their LEGAL STATUS, and that they in FACT - DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE HOMELAND in any way shape or form. IS THAT CLEAR.
More supportive and corrobitive events cannot be spoken of. Recieve in good faith.
God bless the USA
This has been a REAL TIME ALERT by the US PATRIOT NEWS.
Disseminate to the USA (DO IT)
Proof that the only people who call themselves "patriots" anymore are crazy.
America Has Spoken
We reject the stinking cunt that is obama hussein, his wife patrick ewing as well as the diseased twat that is the dailykos and all of its dipshit writers
you my dear, are a pig
So I'm a diseased twat, a dipshit, AND a pig, huh?
I'd still rather be all that than racist asshole.