In a secret missive being distributed around the private messaging systems of this blog, the Daily Kos Realgroup is now distributing this horrible, terrible, yet important message:
"All bloggers who behave in manners that suggest strongly that they are narcissists, should be considered bad messengers, and dealt with appropriately."
Oh, Kossacks. What are we to do? What will become of us without the narcissists?
There are so many of them, and they are so complex.
In order to help to support this very important blog in its very important mission, I will take some time here to write up all of you very good and solid non-narcissistic friends of mine (the ones I know are okay) this list of how to tell who are the dangerous narcissists.
1. Anybody who cares about one broad issue more than anything else.
2. Anybody who has a propensity for fighting, or, more especially is perceived as having a propensity for fighting. Those last are the worst. We are very clever here; we can see through all you trolls, you poseurs.
3. Anybody who only writes personal essays. Obvious narcissist.
4. Anybody who will not behave properly and STFU when told sternly that he or she is wrong. By anyone. We're fair and balanced here, Kossacks! You know that.
5. Anyone who writes a diary announcing that she or he is going to stop blogging here for some period of time, including forever. Those people must be punished. Making public announcements about leaving Happy Daily Kos Valley will not be tolerated so easily. You want back, you ingrates? Crawl. Beg. You know you need us.
6. Well, I forget. But I'm right. You know I'm right.
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