(Cambridge, Ma) As calls grow for Donald Trump to provide documentation papers for his hair creature, the situation is getting hairy. On the View, Robin Williams asserts that the hair-creature "is actually, 'The Donald, the Creature." William's reports that at night the Trump-hair-creature climbs off his head and goes around the hotel reviewing the day, and making wild and embarrassing room service orders. Williams called on Trump to "show us his hairline."
Unnamed White House sources, agree this seems reasonable, as "we do not know how many other creatures Donald may be keeping up there." Secretary of State Clinton, says "that as far as she knows, the Hair-Creature, is a Christian."
In a comment at, DailyKos, Hounddog, also, an editor for the Journal of Non-Factual Studies, calls for "The Hair-Creature," "to provide papers proving where it was born, prove it is a US Citizen, has had its rabies shots, and to provide Babtismal Papers, proving that "whatever, it is, is a Christian." HoundDog noted Donald Trump's extensive suspicious travels to remote parts of the world. He refused to speculate that this HairCreature might be having a secret sexual relationship with Senator Kyl, who has long been suspected to harbor special affection, for small furry animals. HoundDog added, "We Democrats, should not make any sexual relationship Senator Kyl might be having with the Hair-Creature, a campaign issue. This is American, after all, and while we might not agree with any disgusting perverse sexual piccadellos Senator Kyl may have, we should fight to the death, for his right to have them, if he wants to." This is just how Democrats roll. Let's just hope, he doesn't do this in front of children.
In an apparent attempt to triangulate Donald Trump's success in getting media attention for his Hair Creature, President Barack, Born-In-The-USA, Obama appearred at his latest Town Hall, sporting a new due. Pushing his new momentum to a new peak, the President entered the area with the speakers wailing Bruce Springstein's "Born In the USA."
On a less serious note, comics everywhere are going wild adding to the already extensive genre of Trump Hair jokes.
Top Five Jokes On Donald Trumps Hair
Martin Lewis, at HuffPo, write about Balder Movement Doubts
The Balder Movement today increased calls for Donald Trump to produce evidence that the yellow matter on his head was born in the USA.
While Trump's birth certificate shows that he was born in Queens, NY on June 14th 1946, there is no mention of any hair or follicular material and this has caused many people to question its
Enquiries are ongoing. Asked about the matter, a spokesperson for the Balder Movement said: "I have nothing real against Donald Trump's head. The trouble is that I don't think he has either..."
And, of course, Jon Stewart, can not resist the temptation to get in on the fun.
John Stewart Video Clip.
My take, is that while some of these clips might be a little silly, it's refreshing to finally, see the public get more serious about the 2012 elections. We have far to many serious political issues like this that deserve more coverage, in these sad modern times, when the Royal Wedding soaks up all the media oxygen.