Leave it to Arizona. Representative Carl Seel's knuckles are dragging so deep in the desert sand that he's permanently stuck in one place: Conspiracyville. Seel was the sponsor of Arizona's Birther Bill (HB 2177), which easily made it out of the legislature but thankfully was vetoed last week by Governor Brewer. That tells you how batshit crazy this place is: when 2/3rds of both legislative chambers support this POS and Jan Brewer of all people comes out looking like the sane one.
So, aside from Orly Taitz, whose alleged brain is Superglued to birther madness, you'd think most wingers would let this one drop and move on to another conspiratorial skeleton in the President's closet, as the Trumpmeister did yesterday when he questioned Obama's academic history. Stay classy, puckerface.
But not Carl Seel. He says he's pleased the President has released his long-form birth certificate, which Seel has been demanding. I bet you are, Carl -- there goes your 5 minutes of fame (Warhol would subtract at least 10 from this turd). But then he went on to praise Trump for "getting the job done," because that's the kind of "job" Americans are concerned about. You go, Donald! Earlier this month Seel even flew to NYC to compare notes with Trump, which he said was "clearly official business." Clearly. He spent days on this "official business" serving all of us Arizonans because
Mr. Trump researched it and realized that there is a question about whether the current president is qualified. Arizona Republic
The Donald "researched it" all right, with his investigators in Hawaii who "cannot believe what they're finding" CNN. Well, nobody believes it, Trump, not even you apparently. But his Arizona knob polisher is just not convinced:
Seel wants to see the President's documents validated, specifically, "a forensic evaluation of the document because there are just so many questions about it." ABC15.com
Yeah, there are "just so many questions about it" because you keep inventing them. So now the dickhead demands a forensic examination, as do many of the blog commenters (it's a wacky world there) who are convinced the document was Photoshopped. Speaking of dickheads, one of the citizenship-proving documents candidates could submit according to Seel's Birther Bill is a circumcision certificate. I've never heard of such a thing, but I imagine if Obama has one and releases it, Seel will want to see the foreskin.
In the ABC story, political analyst Michael O'Neil said, "It's hard for me to escape the conclusion that racism is a part of this." Ya think? That and a heavy helping of the slimeball crazy. In case you haven't noticed Seel, the state is swirling down the toilet. But I see you've already arrived.