Eli's Coming! This is why the Santorum's catholics, bishops and religious leaders are in such an uproar! Damn, why doesn't he just say that! Of course, it all makes sense now!
Man-o-Man!
Dem state senator adds ‘Every sperm is sacred’ clause to ‘personhood’ bill
Sen. Johnson, who represents Oklahoma’s 48th District has introduced an amendment to the bill mandating that the same rights and benefits be granted to spermatozoa, writing, “However, any action in which a man ejaculates or otherwise deposits semen anywhere but in a woman’s vagina shall be interpreted and construed as an action against an unborn child.”
This would outlaw masturbation by men, anal sex, sex with condoms, all forms of fellatio to completion, as well as numerous other acts. She later withdrew the measure, but stated that she had inserted it to highlight the absurdity and sexism inherent in the current bill.
A second legislator, Democrat Jim Wilson attempted to introduce an amendment stating that all men would be responsible for the full support and well-being of any woman carrying their child for the duration of the pregnancy, including housing, food, transportation, and all medical costs. The amendment failed.
Thank goodness some politicians have a sense of MOCKERY!
Oh lordy, where is that GOLDEN Sperm? (How else would it be spotted?)
Yes, my title is snarky, but what other conclusion could there be?
Every potential sperm/egg 'marriage' could be THE ONE that will save us all AGAIN!!
The gay unions are wasted spermies, cuz would if JC missed-out his second COMING in reckless spillage? That's why The holier than thous are so interested in monitoring the bedrooms.
Gosh, sometimes the obvious gets over-looked.
God save the King!!
We need to get back Separation of Church and State in our government Sooner rather than later..but I think it is long gone. YIKES!
Calling all Occupy Sperm Donors- send your stuff to the religious congress critters and Be Counted! Rise to the occassion for the time is right! Or send it to the POPE! That's the ticket..
And the Beat Goes On, on, on...