Hey, Ladies. Use the pill, you're a slut. Have an abortion, you're a murderer. Go on welfare, you're a leech. Love, Republicans.
Religion is a threat to the sanctity of gay marriage.
I like to picture Jesus drinking a beer and making jack off motions while watching southern women with big hair pray for stupid shit.
How in the world did Bill & Hillary Clinton avoid the celebrity nickname HillBilly? WE DROPPED THE BALL AMERICA.
Are misleading journalism techniques putting your family in danger? The surprising answer after the break.
They need a book called "The Little Engine That Shoulda" in which the now adult train lays awake at night with regrets.
When I think about how women want an intelligent guy who’ll always concede that she’s right, I also wonder what it’d be like to be gay.
You'd think the sentence, "It's only confusing because you're stupid," would bring a conversation to a close. It rarely does.
You know when Han Solo blew up the intercom rather than continue a conversation? That should always be an option.
Ducks in a row? I think ducks in a circle would be the more impressive organizational achievement.