OMG: Is Romney an American Citizen?
http://www.mediaite.com/...
Oh, my God, everyone. Apparently, Mitt Romney's father, George, was born in Mexico (how could he have served as president had he won, since he was not born in America?) And...Oh, my God, if Romney's father was born in Mexico (and, incidentally, born on a polygamist “commune” in Mexico) doesn't that make him a “communist," too?
Oh, my God...Mitt Romney's father was born a communist in Mexico? Where's Mitt Romney's birth certificate? Can we be sure he was actually born in the U.S. and is actually eligible to serve as president? When does he plan to provide an ORIGINAL of his birth certificate and, more importantly, how can we be sure that that alleged “ORIGINAL” copy of his birth certificate is actually real?
Oh, my God, everyone.
(This message brought to you by “Left-Wing Birthers of America” because...whackjob conspiracy theory should not be the exclusive purview of the Republican Party and the half-crazed lunatics who are in charge of it.)