Without going into total brain fondu it is nigh on impossible to have fun with the right anymore. Once upon a time we could point out their frothing at the mouth brigade and all share the joke, now they they all have caught the bug.
Mitt Romney
Possibly the only man on the planet that simultaneously have three positions on the same subject, whilst at the same time, being opposed to them all. He has even done the "birther jive" in his needy quest for wingnut approval
Paul Ryan
That serious person so radical that the only part of government that might survive would be Department of Defense, and that only because the right are so terrified of their own shadows.
On women.
The great unknown, to be feared and controlled all at the same time.
On religion
The persecution of evangelists continues! Persecute the unbelievers. I'm surprised they haven't designed a pledge to American Jesus, it cannot be far off in the planning.
On Sexuality.
So confused as to what is what, and what goes where, as to be embarrassing. They seem to be of the opinion that once the missionary position has been abandoned, that all hell can break loose.
On government.
Small enough to drown in a bath tube, but big enough to crush the world whilst holding an ultrasound probe in one hand and a bible in the other. However, when available, they will hold out their little hands for pork, then deny it like crazy.
Taxes
One must fall on your sword if the word tax is used in conjunction with the words, raise or revenue.
The Rich
They are so going to be one of them, one of these days, you better believe it!
The economy.
Sssh, that is only for serious people, big secret, don't look back to how they messed it up, just believe that one day their tired old ideas will work goddammit.
Science
Just happens to be a Democratic Party Plot and should be ignored.
Education
Exhibit One: The Bible
Exhibit Two: There is no exhibit two.
Conspiracy theories.
Anything from the FED controlling toilet roll accessibility in your own bathroom to Muslims in the tool shed. You just cannot keep up.
I could go on and on....but...
It's No Fun Anymore!
It's worrying.