Don't overthink shit. But like don’t underthink shit. Actually fuck it, just don’t think. It seems to be working for mankind so far.
Assholes make the world interesting. The thought of being surrounded by overly nice people all the time is the shit nightmares are made of.
God grant me the grace to accept the things I cannot change, or failing that, how about a giant robot army?
Why are we teaching apes sign language and not karate? Nobody’s gonna fuck with a country that has an army of roundhouse kicking gorillas.
Drugs and alcohol give you the unique opportunity of exploring the deep crevices of your psyche. Or walking into walls. So many walls.
You wanna talk about difficult decisions. Take a few bong rips and walk down the chips aisle at the grocery store.
Marijuana. Because it's fun to imagine a giraffe wearing a turtleneck sweater.