The #sekritarmy has always been an enigma to our enemies.
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They rarely understand our drive to succeed.
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And our sense of humor leaves them confused.
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They can't seem to figure out the attraction we hold to the masses.
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Or why so many are willing to stand in line.
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We are amused they are not able to get the joke.
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And we would give them some advice.
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But it has become obvious they aren't hard wired for such complexity.
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So we will just have to put up with their lame attempts at living within our world.
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Because mocking them is just too much fun.
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