So if we take the modern interpretation of being a conservative as being a tea party wingnut that wants to impose a Christian version of Sharia Law; in fact the religion does not matter, it's the intent to control using religion as a whip.
Anything that adds to social cohesion they are against.
Women not being obediently subservient, it's a war on men I tell ya.
Women controlling their own bodies. Get real, that is up to the talibangelical police
Women having sex, or at worst enjoying it, damn sluts.
Non conformity on the love front, it's so icky yet fascinating, oh ick, ick, ick, please gimmie more details to be outraged about, look I'm just fact finding.
Furriners, white folks is being oppressed, taking our jobs, let's build a wall, what you need taxes for that, oh sweet Jesus, sacrilege!
Small government, except: religion,women, hoodie wearing skittle munchers and keeping poor people poor; all must be strictly controlled.
Guns, as many as possible, but only for those that wear white hats because with more guns about bad people wont stand a chance in the crossfire, so there may be some collateral damage....FREEDOM!!!!!
Taxes! Ye gawds who needs gubbmint! Wait, my house got blown over, the road is full of potholes, and the river is on fire.....damn.
Climate change, don't be daft, it's just the lord getting annoyed about energy efficiency.
Oh and USA USA USA
BENGHAZI!!!
Oh my god affordable health care is worse than the holocaust! Death camps
The social safety net is fascism!
The rich are being oppressed! So what if I am impoverished one day I might win the lottery.
Oh noes FEMA are comming!
I saw a hoodie
Glen Beck warned me.....
Sweet Rush Limbaugh done told me....
Help me!!!!!
Whoa. Wait.
Gosh, being a conservative is weird.