Idaho Republicans have failed us. Three weeks ago, we discovered that the state is being
visited up on by plague. First it was the ground squirrels. Then it
struck among our canines. Now it's striking an
unrelated community of rodents!
Why, Idaho Republicans? Why? You are really falling down on the job here. I mean, for a group of people who single-handedly endangered this country's participation in an international child support enforcement treaty over fear that it would impose Sharia law on the state, you're being awfully sanguine. This is plague, people!!!
For chrissakes, a California Republican is showing you up on the crazy, because she sees God's wrath over abortion in that state's record-breaking drought! You're being out-crazied by a Californian! Seriously. California. That's just embarrassing.
It's been weeks since you guys made national news for your, shall we say, creative interpretations of reality. So get on the stick. We must know why we have the plague, and you're the people to tell us.