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Iran's giant, radioactive, gun-eating walking stick
Giant radioactive walking sticks are secretly being manufactured deep inside the mountains of Iran as part of a fiendish Muslim plot, led by President Barack Hussein Obama.
Soon these terrifying creatures (sometimes called “terror sticks”) will be loaded onto the vast Iran Navy fleet and transported to the United States. Once on American soil, they will promptly eat everyone’s guns, force Chick-fil-A to cater gay weddings, build Planned Parenthood health centers on every street corner, make the EPA the most powerful branch of government, and install a hybrid form of government based on Communism, Fascism, Socialism, and Sharia Law.
This may all sound far-fetched, but I know it’s true. I heard it on Fox News.