Bonjour! C’est moi, Le Frog, and the froglets! We’re off to the cabin for some fishing! The rules are:
- Be nice to each other.
- No trolling the diary.
- If you hate pootie diaries or just want to complain, leave now.
- Share any and all pootie/woozle photos or issues that you would like to. When it comes to problems, we may just have someone with experience who can help.
- Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. Bringing that stuff in here will be dealt with the same way we deal with trolls. I WILL ALWAYS BACK MY PEEPS BEFORE ANYONE ELSE!
- Also, there is no such thing as stealing a photo around here, all are offered with love and may be borrowed with just as much love.
- I can NOT believe that I need to say this, however ANY/ALL photos that imply or encourage human violence against an animal will be considered verboten! Whether it is “comedic” or not, it will be frowned upon and considered out of bounds.
“What’s that, Mr. Flying Skweerel? Go to cabin for relax? Excellent idea!”
“Ah, I love the outdoors! Plz to see lake full of fish...”
“...and luxurious cabin! You coming, Margie?”
“Yis Manny! Ooo, lots of fish! Water looks like fleece!”
“You put cardboard box in here or what?”
“Margie, plz to see! Friendly hedgehogs plz to approach me on dis grassy knoll!”
“Yis, biodiversity very vibrant out here!”
“Look, Margie! Margie? Margie, plz to look, I catch dis pollock fish!” (Get it? Pollock fish!)
“Later, Manny. I sunning self with Manny the Goose.”
“Oh Manny, you here too? HAI!”
“How you guyz? You plz to put sunscreen on selves or what?”
“I check in cabin, plz to one moment.”
“Margie, plz to hum dis Jaws theme song, like when butler hum for you when you plz to go into bathroom to watch butler shower! I spot a JELLYFISH!”
“You come here plz, you jellyfish, you! Margie, I have such excellent time out here!”
“Okay, who I plz to wrestle next?”
“Manny, you want me to help you individually choose individual fish for you to plz to wrestle individually?”
“...uh ...”
”Yis Margie! Wow, is so many! You plz to see, Margie? Dis green guy?”
“Manny, I have idea, plz to help me empty lake.”
”Okay, I take out dis green guy first!”
”Plz to put fish here, and plz to get jellyfish, Manny.”
“So, what is plan? I help you count everybody or what? Or… you plz to attempt to wrestle everyone all at once?!”
“No Manny, I drain lake so I can plz to lay down.”
“Oh, okay! So, you hef swim or what?”
“Manny, I need nap, I have tired, I no more play! You put toys away. I already put butler sweatshirt on floor for you.”
“Well, if you no wrestle everyone, someone plz to have to! En garde, JELLYFISH!”