Before he became The World’s Most Interesting Intern, he was just:
Nameless Intern for the Donald Trump Campaign.
Chapter One: Origin Story, a.k.a First Days with the Trump Campaign
~Nameless Intern walks into the Trump Campaign headquarters, utterly flabbergasted by its ostentatious display of efficiency~
~Campaign Manager #1 walks up to Nameless Intern~
CM1: Welcome aboard! Since you are new here, we will put you to work filling up Mr. Trump’s twitter feed. Make sure you make him sound clever and interesting.
~Nameless Intern nods vigorously~
NI: You can count on me!
~Nameless Intern shrugs sheepishly and expresses a face with much remorse~
CM#1: Dammit, you’ve really made a mess of things! How many times did we tell you, when you are inciting the Republican masses, you have to be subtle.
~Campaign Manager #1 paces back and forth in front of Nameless Intern as NI hangs head in apparent shame~
Campaign Manager #2: So what do we do with this intern, now? Fire him?
CM#1: Well then where the hell are we going to find anyone else willing to volunteer to work for Trump for free? Just put him to work doing something else.
CM#2: Alright, Intern, are you ready for your next assignment?
~Nameless Intern nods enthusiastically~
CM#2: Alright, you can’t possibly mess this up. We need you to design a logo for Donald Trump and his new runningmate.
NI: I am totally on it.
Campaign Manager #3: Damn it all! You had one job to do, and this is what you gave us?
~Nameless Intern hangs head in shame~
CM#4: Seriously, how could you not anticipate someone associating anything that has to do with Donald Trump to a dirty penis? Are you new or something?
NI: Why, yes, well, actually —
CM#7: Silence! We will have no more excuses out of you! From now on, you have to stay away from anything visual related. From now on, the only thing you can work on is purely written text.
~Nameless Intern shrugs~
NI: Sure, that makes sense. There’s no way I could mess that up.
Campaign Manager #10: Geez! Seriously, you guys! You can’t possibly be telling me that all of the Donald Trump Campaign’s most embarrassing, fraudulent, and discrediting moments are all the responsibility of one single individual person!
…
Can it?
~All 47 Campaign Managers exchange looks of deep, self-directed reflection~
CM#1: No...there can only be one explanation.
~Campaign Manager #1 spins around dramatically, pointing his finger directly in Nameless Intern’s face~
CM#1: You there. This has been all your doing. Clearly, you are a plant, hired by the Hillary Clinton campaign, who has come over here to sabotage our campaign, because we are the only ones who know the truth about Benghazi!
~Nameless Intern gasps, shocked by the sudden accusation~
~But then, Nameless Intern starts to proceed with a slow clap~
NI: You have finally found me out. For someone who has finally matched my intellect, I will reward you with showing my true identity.
~Nameless Intern rips the movie-quality mask from his face, revealing a different person underneath~
Nameless Intern: IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!!!11!!
Campaign Managers In Unison: OBAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
~Campaign Managers ruefully shake their fists, as Obama leaps through the open window into the waiting helicopter safely~
Stay tuned for Chapter 2: The Road to Becoming the World’s Most Interesting Intern