Let’s see if we can tip Trump over the edge.
I think we should start a GoFundMe today to place a full-page ad in The New York Times, the Washington Post and in daily newspapers all across the country that says, simply:
[NOTE: Edited to take out reference to Trump’s “tiny hands.”]
Dear President Trump,
No, there was no massive voter fraud. You lost the popular vote. By 2.8 million votes. Your lie has been debunked numerous times by many reputable sources, and no evidence exists to support your blatant lie.
No, your inauguration was not “the most watched in history,” and, in fact, the live audience for your inaugural was tiny, less than half of what Obama drew in 2009, according to every reputable source, and as evidenced by numerous photographs of both events. The black guy was far more popular, and continues to be far more popular, than you’ve ever been.
And, yes, the Women’s March on the day after your inauguration drew far more people to Washington than your inauguration. Not to mention millions of other marchers all across the country and in cities around the world.
And, finally, you take office with the lowest approval rating of any president in modern history. By far. No other president has ever come close to your near-zero net approval on inauguration day.
In short, you’re starting on thin ice, and, judging by your actions in your first week in office, that ice is only getting thinner. It’s only a matter of time before the ice breaks beneath the weight of your bloated ego and monumental insecurity.
Grab a lifejacket. You’ll need it.
Want to watch Trump and his team of lunatic propagandists lose it? Throw a few bucks into the pot to run this ad, coast-to-coast. Soon.