Tonight in the super hot temperatures of Phoenix (107 in the shade) our revolting and disgusting president is going to be little balls to the wall in search of his next fix. For some reason Phoenix has always been kind to him because of the support of the geriatric wing of the Tea Party (Sheriff Joe & Jan Brewer) and he has not had a live rally with his cheering fans for two weeks. He was on his good behavior last night so tonight he gets the airwaves all to himself and time for some payback with his stack of paid adoring fans in the peanut gallery behind him. Our president is so nervous that he might hear the word BOO that his advance team took to Craigslist this week to pay sign holders (of color preferred) $50.00 for 3 hours work plus a $10.00 bonus to attend tonight’s rally. Once the ad got news attention they pulled it down but regardless they’ll have their ringers in there and look for colored wrist bands to denote VIP seating for these folks.
The event tonight is a paid private political rally and president naked mole (see above) is going to become intoxicated from the clap — clap — clap — CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP and if he pardons Sheriff Joe won’t he think the CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP will even be louder and richer and sweeter?
Please if anyone is attending the rally start booing! It is the magic word that works like dragon glass on this little man. He is going to be riding high and dressed to the nines down to his designer diaper (soon to be an Ivanka line available everywhere). So the magic word for the day: Boo!