In the White House lived a lonely dotard.
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Loud were the tweets of the lonely dotard.
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
The leader of a land that was quite remote heard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
Those bleating tweets of the lonely dotard.
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
He bleated back, "You deranged old dotard,"
Lay ee odl lay ee odl lay hee hoo
"I'll tame you with fire and I'll have the last word."
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
To revenge this insult the mad tweeting dotard
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
To launch World War III gave the nuclear password.
Lay ee odl lay ee odl-oo
Thanks to lonely men in D. C. and Pyongyang
Our world ends not with a whimper but a bang.