Andy Borowitz of The New Yorker wrote yesterday in his satirical column’s headline that “America Would Feel Safer If a Huge Caravan of Angry White Men Left the Country.” He says many Americans would “personally contribute gas money” to facilitate their departure:
“Despite the popularity of the caravan, however, there was disagreement over what the optimal number of angry white men to depart with it would be, with some suggesting a figure of twenty thousand and others preferring a number as high as forty million.
Additionally, the implementation of such a caravan could face major obstacles; the survey indicates that both Mexican and Canadian voters overwhelmingly oppose any influx whatsoever of angry white American males.”
Here’s an idea. Let the leader of the caravan be a train of connected container-sized 18-wheelers full of angry white men known as the Republican party, all wearing red ties, dark overcoats, and trailing a sheet of toilet paper stuck in one of their shoes. And let the driver of the lead truck be the preeminent Angry White Man, the President of the U.S.A.