You may have noticed that I’ve not been writing much of late. That’s because I’ve decided to take a little hiatus since it seems the tRumpster is sucking all the attention span out of the atmosphere.
But sometimes something pops up and must be reported on this site. Thus the following story….
A drug suspect in the U.K. accused of swallowing Class A drugs has refused to go to the toilet for three weeks, forcing police to go on what they called “poo watch.”
You can follow the progress of this saga by using the hashtags #PooWatch and #HowLongCanYouGo.
23 days is the current record for the longest time a suspect has resisted using the bathroom, a police spokesperson told the BBC.
We just might be looking at a new entry in the Guinness Book of World Records!
Now that would be a world-class blow out gas!
Plop, plop, fizz, fizz – Oh what a relief it is!
FYI: I’ll be posting sporadically for the next couple of months. Sort of holding it in if you get my drift. In the meantime go proud and often!
The Church of the Holy Shitters will post articles on our holy S.H.I.T. day ( So Happy It's Thursday) Hoping to add some humor, provoke thought, spark debate, deepen understanding, and shed some light on the fecal side.
Remember: "If we really want to straighten out all this crap we really need to think about shit." ( Shitbit by Poop John the First of the Church of the Holy Shitters )
A secular environmental religion, scientifically based, with a focus on the psychology of it all. Our ego is the culprit when it comes to dealing with climate change. We cannot save the planet. We can only save ourselves. Our current egotistical self-perception makes that prospect a dubious one at best. Meekness, humility and a realization that our shit does stink, guides us on our path to true sustainable living and climate equilibrium.
Learn more about the Church of the Holy Shitters here.
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