Here is a gentle reminder of how we do things:
Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Goggies are dogs, too. Birds...are birds! Peeps are people. PWB Peeps are Pooties, Woozle, Birds People. Neat, huh.
Do not “Troll” the Pootie Peeps Diaries.
Whatever happens in the outer blog STAYS in the outer blog. This is a place to relax and play; please treat it accordingly.
If you hate animal diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul; these aren’t to everyone’s taste.
You are welcome to share photos of your own animals, or ones you just like.
If you would like a pic from the comment threads, please ask the poster. He/she may have a copyright to those pics. Many thanks!
If you have health/behavior issues with your pootie or woozle, feel free to bring it to the community. We just may have someone whose experience can help.
There are some pics we never post: snakes, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals. These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated.
If you’re not sure about an issue...please ask. Someone is always glad to help.
Uh — ten — HUT!
Iz me, Kummandur Pixie.
Lazt week, we wur wurried
dat Spring waz gawn fureber.
Ahl gawn
Ai am prowd tu report dat
da Sekrit Armee misshun tu
rezq Spring haz bin a sucksezz.
We fownd hur
Spring iz now reztin frum hur ordeel in an
uhndizklozed lokayshun.
Yu will see moar synz ub hur az she rekuburz.
Wun syn ub Spring
Moob ober Wintur, Spring iz bak
Meen whyl, da troopz r sellehbraytin
da Eeztur Hahlidai
and pawtrollin da kuntree lookin fur Eeztur Foolz.
Dey hab fownd kwite a few.
Ai kan do it.
Nawt choklit?
No, nawt choklit.
Ha, ha, ha. Nawt.
Wurf a shawt
Mai hoomin mayd me do it. Mai hoomin will pai.
Iz diz rite?
Doggie did it wrong.
Git it?
A liddel tu much sugur tudai?
Yu shud tri a moar balunzd dyit
So dere.
Ai ebil dat wai.
Y mai eggz hab no kolor?
We will leeb yu wif a liddel kewt tu mayk yur dai happi.
Wun kewt
Annudur wun
Wun moar.
Tu kewt
Lotz ub kewt
At eez.