Imagine paying 18 million dollars/year to keep a secret!
What kind of secret could possibly be so valuable?
We must squint and strain amongst a misty midst, upon the opaque haze of a mystery company hiding mystery money. It's a fuzzy, puzzling snipet of wonder, isn't it?
What categorical crime involves mystery money? The answer is money laundering.
The mystery case about the mystery company involves mystery money - money laundering. There's no question in my mind. Many suspected Deutsche Bank but we know the German-based bank doesn't match the description in court filings, mainly because it's not owned by the Government of Germany.
SCOTUS ruled without dissent that a mystery company owned by a foreign country must comply with Mueller's grand jury subpeona. The company continues to stonewall Mueller's demand for financial records. The courts set delay penalty at $50,000 per day for every day the foreign-owned company denies access to an explosive landmark secret transaction that undoubtedly lurks beneath Mueller's probe into conspiracy between the Trump campaign and Russia. Let's get to the bottom of it, shall we, Scooba Steve?
It's been revealed that the mystery company making a mad dash for the shadows of the grey night blanketing the swamp is owned by a country that does business in the U.S. through a satellite office stationed on U.S. turf (likely built atop stanky toxic sludge).
The revelation of a satellite office adds a pivotal clue to the Steele Dossier, the gospel of raw detective findings that peel away layers of crime covering core Trump dirty dealings with hostile countries. Do we even need a reminder Mueller's investigation was inspired by an urgency to protect our national security?
So what country denies protection to the United States of America? This is some serious shit!
It could be a Russia owned bank or company. But it could also be a company doing business with Russian-owned entities. Perhaps it's a bank owned by an oil-rich country like Qatar. Mystery solved?
Walk back with me, tip toeing slowly away from the dimly lit stinky pit of quicksand staring at the tips of our piggy toes, turn back to the beginning and from a safe distance, and press our magnifying glass downwards again, towards our trusty Dossier map.
The Steele Dossier provides a blueprint of a base crime of international scale and scope, one where Russia allegedly offered a brokerage fee on the transfer of a 19% stake in Rosneft, an oil company controlled by Putin. Vlad left behind his tradmark trail of marshland gobbed up with black, bubbly, greasy grimey gopher guts, mutilated monkey meat, little dirty birdies feet, all rolled up in one half pint of all purple porpoise puss floating in pink champagne.
Today, I believe we can begin to see the outline of a more vivid picture of a less vague swamp on a semi-clear day, a snapshot teeming with cretins - a resident orange bull(shit) frog ducking the soaring dragonflies, tadpoles meandering past his warty flesh, chirping birds fluffing up their Ostrich feathers and scurrying salamanders making the plunge into a pool of Newts, as dusk surrenders to dawn.
Who wanted the oil stake? Perhaps the mystery bank, doing business in the U.S. It's not like Trump himself nor any of his associates could easily hide 11 billion dollars. So the core principal transferred is not the issue, necessarily. Mueller is after the record of the laundered money masked as a brokerage fee.
What did the mystery bank offer in return? Perhaps an equivalent stake in an energy market - Nuclear plants in the Middle East - Russian nuclear power plants? Sprinkle in a bank account on U.S. soil in the name of a senior administration official, holding a brokerage fee of 0.5% of 11 billion dollars? Kushner/Trump would need the bank to not be sanctioned, right? Qatar Investment Authority fits that spec, doesn't it?
And what did the principle deal-maker offer? How about relief of sanctions against the bank backing Rosneft in exchange for Trump Moscow, election sabotage/espionage and a bailout of 666 5th avenue plus Deutsche debt buried in a hidden brokerage account on U.S. soil?
On December 6th, 2016, Rosneft sold 19.5% to a bank owned by Qatar with a satellite office on U.S. soil, a bank that is not sanctioned for the crime of money laundering - YET. And here we have a solid candidate for the mystery company smacked down by the Roberts SCOTUS mere hours ago.
On December 12, 2016, just 6 days after that dubious transaction, CSPAN perfectly positioned a video camera perfectly focused on the elevator at the base level of Trump Tower in advance of a mystery meeting. The conspicious equipment captured footage of Cohen, along with the owner of the Qatar bank and... a cooperating witness said to have provided covert activities as part of his agreement in exchange for leniency. I'm talking about the man Mueller recommended zero prison time even as a judge blurted out the 'traitor' Trump card - Michael Flynn.
Who tipped off CSPAN? It all sounds so convenient, however extremely inconvenient to the illegitimate President, and how blantantly fortunate for the mostly cooperative General. He's a good guy. Lay off him, Comey.
So, Qatar, how about those records of a joint account linking Kushner/Trump to a Russian a money laundering scam or two? I know UAE and Saudi Arabia imposed a blockade, but Mueller is waiting on you... A grand jury awaits...