Somewhere in the multiverse there’s a timeline where the President of the United States is sane and where a hungover Rudy Giuliani is holed up in a cheap hotel room hiding out from the Russian mob, spending the morning listening to Donald Trump hawking dietary supplements for “male enhancement” on Sean Hannity’s podcast.
Unfortunately we don’t live in that timeline (although it may be coming). But at least we have the opportunity to spend another Sunday pointing and laughing at the buffoons who think they will be in charge forever. Tomorrow we can all get back to work on repairing what they’ve broken while stumbling around. Here’s to a future where Tweets of the Week consists of snarky comments about incrementalism vs. radical change and cat memes.