Donald Trump told reporters Friday that “I am a young, vibrant man,” in an apparent swipe at former Vice President Joe Biden, who is a few years older than Trump.
Okaaaayyy …
A young, vibrant man (center) with Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau:
The slump of a young, vibrant man:
“I’m so young and vibrant that golf carts are the only vehicles where I get behind the wheel.”
“I am a young, vibrant man.”
“I am a young, vibrant man. Now where’s the bus back to the senior center?”
And we do know what a young, vibrant president looks like:
Definitely going to need a picture of Trump vibrantly doing a push-up ...