I have a lot of family in Texas and as you might expect, many are Republicon to the core. My aunt posted the image above from some con idiot. Rather than reply (because conservatives are impervious to argument) I simply posted a gif of the Constitutional Peasant skit from Holy Grail.
But that got me thinking...how would a similar list from a liberal perspective look. So...I made one.
Enjoy.
Liberals think guns are dangerous and should be regulated accordingly. Conservatives think any nutjob or terrorist should be able get automatic weapons.
Liberals think that safe and clean food, water, and air are priorities. Conservatives want you to think companies will magically police themselves to deliver that.
Liberals think we should make sure there’s a floor to how far down people can fall. Conservatives think that Dickens describes a perfect world.
Liberals think that if you say something harmful or stupid you can and should receive consequences for that. Conservatives believe they are special and shouldn’t be held accountable for racism or calls for violence.
Liberals believe that freedom of religion includes freedom from religion and that the government shouldn’t take sides. Conservatives believe in freedom of religion only if you are an evangelical fundamentalist Christian...of their church. God help you if you are a heretic who follows the convention of 1812 and not 1912.
Liberals think that a healthy society requires healthy people and want to improve health overall. Conservatives believe that if you get sick you should die quickly.
If a liberal reads this they’ll know where the sources are that actually make this only barely hyperbole. Conservatives will blow a gasket because they’re little snowflakes who can’t handle it when their shit is turned on them.