"We're going to have many millions and millions of people… Some people say the biggest event they've ever had in India. That's what the Prime Minister told me, that this will be the biggest event they've ever had."
—Donald Trump, 2/23/2020, on eve of visit to India.
A blatant lie, of course: it is not possible that the Prime Minister or any Indian would tell him that. India's biggest events are religious festivals that honor Hindu gods. 150 million attend Kumbh Mela, the world's largest human gathering.
Trump believes he is bigger to Indians than the gods.
And my gods… “Swami Vive' Kammmooonunnnd”???