In 2006 Hollywood released a mediocre animated movie titled Barnyard. It spawned a four year Nickelodeon spinoff series. Now it’s coming back in a darker version, set in Washington, DC. The only thing that’s leaked so far is the title and the cast list. As more details become available we’ll update you on the progress of the film. The cast list isn’t complete yet, in case you wanted to suggest any additions.
Barnyard Politics
(from the animation studios of Films About The Corruption Afflicting The Society)
The Cast
- Donald tRump as the Manure Spreader
- Steven Miller as the Manure Pile
- Rudy Giuliani as the Blood-Sucking Tick
- Jared Kushner as the Incompetent Chameleon
- Ivanka tRump as a Cow Pie off the Old Flop
- Melania tRump as the Illegal Alien
- MidnightMoscowMitch as the Grim Reaper (where integrity goes to die)
- Lindsey Graham as the Filth Wallower
- Lamar Alexander as the Ancient Chickenshit
- Susan Collins as the Faithless Chickenshit
- Shelly Moore Capito as the Cow’s Ass
- Martha McSally, Thom Tillis, Cory Gardener, Joni Ernst, David Perdue as the Drowning Rat Chorus
- Mike Pence as the Albino Road Apple
- Steve Mnuchin as the Pig Dropping
- Wilbur Ross as the Vulture (capitalist)
- Mike Pompeo as the Bull’s Ass
- Mick Mulvaney as the Horse’s Ass
- William Barr as the Bloated Toady
- Kellyanne Conway as the Chicken’s Ass
- Sarah Huckabee Sanders as the Retired Spokesweasel
- Devin Nunes as the Lapweasel in the US House
- Kevin McCarthy as the (dumb) Fox in the US House
- Doug Collins as the (dumber) Fox in the US House
- Elise Stefanik as the (dumbest) Foxette in the US House
- Matt Gaetz as the (dumbest) Fox in the US House
- Louie Gohment as the (dumberest) Fox in the US House
- Gym Jordan as the Rooster who crows all the time.
- Sean Hannity as the dumbest Fox who lives in the Manure Spreader’s Ear
- Tucker Carlson as the Offal Pit
- Rush Limbaugh as the Septic Tank
- Alan Dershowitz as the Odd Duck
- Jay Sekulow as the Rabid Skunk
- Pat Cipollone as the Feckless Jackal
- Pam Bondi as the Tired Cougar
- Roy Moore as the Snake in the Grass
- Wayne LaPierre as the Child Killing Baboon
- Brett Kavanaugh as the Hyper-partisan Elephant on the Court
- with a special appearance by Vladimir Putin as The Crime Farmer
- and Starring
- Adam Schiff as the Hero
- Nancy Pelosi as the Heroine
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