What kind of fucking asshole lies to people about whether they can get tested for a potentially fatal virus?
What book are you reading?
What's your favorite Prince song?
What is your definition of corruption and how does it not apply to you?
You've said you're in charge AND you take no responsibility. If it's both, you are publicly admitting you're a moron. People are saying if you're in charge, you're responsible, and if you're not responsible, you're not in charge. It can't be both. Which is it?
Anybody with a working brain knows you have no credibility whatsoever. What do you have to say to the vast majority of Americans who think you are the biggest fucking idiot to ever hold political office?
Have you ever told the truth about anything? Prove it.
Carnival Cruise Lines isn't an American company, has never paid a penny in taxes, is actively destroying the oceans, and they got a multi-million dollar bailout. Why didn't you tell them to go fuck themselves?
This turd in my pocket has a higher IQ than you. Would you like to ask it a question?
Why aren't there any graduates from Trump University in your cabinet?
Can you spell ignoramus?
Define sarcasm.
If you were created in God's image, how come we can see you?
Nobody gives a shit what your TV ratings are. Why do you keep mentioning it?
Do you think there should be an amendment to the constitution that nobody who owes money to a foreign country can run for president?
Every resident of our planet, not just our country, knows that defunding the World Health Organization is something only a suicidal sociopath would even consider, much less actually do. Do you know what the word "sociopath" means, and how is it possible it DOESN'T apply to you, you fucking shithead?
What's the difference between your nepotism and Biden's?
Do you have any Neanderthal DNA?
Name one single thing of President Obama's you have reversed that hasn't completely fucked up the country.
Why did Potbelly Sandwich Shop get a "small" business loan but not the falafel place at my corner which has WAY better food?
The worst crisis the US has ever faced happened at the same time as the worst president the US has ever had. Do you think this is a coincidence?
You say Coloradans are showering you with praise. Nobody believes you. Could you name one of them?
Are you worried that future presidents will plagiarize your incoherent speeches?
You made a pun but you called it sarcasm. Have you ever in your entire life used a dictionary?
I understand you have a high IQ. What's the quadratic equation?
That uncle of yours who is so smart? Tell us one single actual thing you learned from him.
That wasn't an actual thing.
Neither was that.
Do you actually not know what the word "actually" means?
We are now a bigger shithole country than all the countries you called shitholes. Don't you think they deserve an apology?
Have you ever read a foreign newspaper? Every single newspaper from every country calls you the most incompetent idiot on earth. That's the whole planet other than the United States. Is that why you closed the borders, to prove their case?
Your administration has broken new ground in idiocy. You are actively sabotaging everything this country stands for and your legacy will be that you actually destroyed the United States of America. You don't rule over a single agency that's running correctly. Why do you hate your own homeland?
When you leave office, you will obviously be arrested for your endless crimes against humanity. Do you have any preference for what prison you will spend the rest of your life in?
Everybody on earth recognizes that you don't have a shred of human decency. As the worst human being who has ever lived, this is your last chance. Can you say one single empathetic thing?
Could you please repeat your oath of office? You've violated it so many times that America thinks you need a refresher.
The United States has more deaths due to the virus than any other on earth, despite the fact we don't have the highest population. You have now murdered more Americans than the war in Vietnam and you've put the entire planet in danger. By what metric are you NOT the most incompetent leader on earth?
And finally, I swear to God this will work...
A fucking idiot says what?