In order to remain a source of inspiration to his avid followers and desiring to further grift them through his depth of spirituality, DJT has brought forth a new and improved version of the Holy Writ... The Trump Bible. The reworked scripture amplifies and clarifies with precision the very thoughts which emanate from the mind of its genius translator and still President of the U.S. (if not for rampant voter fraud), Donald Trump. Read the following excerpt, a favorite of saints throughout the ages, the MEatitudes (formerly known as the Beatitudes). Foolish are the poor in spirit, for they are easily mocked and belittled. Pitiful are those who mourn, for they are losers. Weak are the meek, for they can be easily exploited for personal gain. Empty are those who hunger and thirst for righteousness, for there is nothing more satisfying than a good hamberder and soda. Low IQ are the merciful, for they will never reap the rewards of being a bully and a winner. Sad are the pure in heart, for they will never enjoy the power rush one gets from grabbing a woman by the pussy. Misguided are the peacemakers, for they will never experience the gratification of vindictiveness. Lame are those who allow themselves to be persecuted for righteousness' sake. Again, LOSERS! And you are just totally worthless if you allow anyone to contradict or insult you, for that is grounds for termination and/or a lawsuit. If you must, intimidate and spread falsehoods, for the end does justify the means and might does make right. Verily, verily I say into you, "Anything other than that which I've tweeted (damn!) is a hoax.". Get your copy today! But don't just take our word for it. Read the testimony of noted scholar and expert John Barron, "Donald Trump has the biggest uh-brain and uses the bestest words of anyone I know." Let the gospel of Trump wash over your mind and saturate your soul, and before long you'll be asking yourself, "Who was this Jesus fellow anyway and why should I care?" Your financial support is always appreciated.