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David Waldman and Greg Dworkin present Monday’s KITM, free of any beat sweeteners, containing only their naturally occurring sugars.
Jim Jordan reminds some people of a wrestler. The kind of wrestler who looked the other way when fellow wrestlers were victimized. The kind of wrestler who insurrected against the United States in 2020. But not the kind of wrestler that anyone would elect as Speaker of the House. Ruptured rudderless Republicans sure could use a leader, or even some followers right about now.
Donald Trump is who they have. Now that Donald doesn’t have the Kraken, he says he never wanted her in the first place.
Tom Emmer is next into the Speaker barrel. Tom is the least awful choice because Trump and Trumpers don’t like him.
Billionaire Anthony Pratt, who looks like a slightly smaller Trump with a bit more B vitamins in his urine-colored hair, went on 60 Minutes Down Under to blab more on the secrets Trump blabbed to him.
Remember Mike Pence? Mike couldn’t fill a Pizza Ranch if he was passing out coupons. Remember Elon Musk? How can we forget him if he doesn’t go away?
Florida believes universities could be so much better if they just didn’t talk about so much stuff.