This is one of many recipes for nutraloaf (also spelled nutriloaf), the traditional ration for convicted felons who misbehave in US prisons. Help Donald Trump on his personal journey to self-awareness and reform by sending him his first loaf.
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The Fairfax County, Va., Adult Detention Center’s recipe for nutraloaf follows; divide all ingredient amounts by 60 to prepare a single serving.
Formulated to meet all human nutritional requirements. Cannot be used as a weapon.
Ingredients:
120 slices of wheat bread
25 cups grated nondairy cheese
10 cups raisins
4 cups vegetable oil
15 cups grated carrots
15 cups well-drained spinach
60 cups vegetarian beans
8 cups tomato puree
15 cups nondairy powdered milk
12 cups instant potatoes
1 pound brown sugar
1 cup white sugar
Directions:
1. Mix.
2. Bake at 325 degrees for 40 minutes.
Makes 60 servings.