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- Do not troll the diary. If you hate pootie diaries, leave now. No harm, no foul.
- Please do share pics of your fur kids! If you have health/behavior issues with your pets, feel free to bring it to the community.
- Pooties are cats; Woozles are dogs. Birds... are birds! Peeps are people.
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- There are some pics we never post: snakes, creepy crawlies, any and all photos that depict or encourage human cruelty toward animals. These are considered “out of bounds” and will not be tolerated. If we alert you to it, please remember that we do have phobic peeps who react strongly to them. If you keep posting banned pics...well then...the Tigress will have to take matters in hand. Or, paw.
Uh — ten --- HUT!
It iz ai, Subistoot Dril Sarjint Madeleine.
Kummandur Pixie iz stil gawn
n we miss her dredfulee.
Soh ai rote dis sawng n ai thawtz
if we sing it awl tugedder reel lowd,
mebbe she n Fawstermom heer us
n cum bak soon.
(mebbe dey re-apeer laik dis!)
(n wen dey du, we welcum dem wid menne snugglz n much appreshiashun!)
So, wid lotz ub apawlijees to Simon n Garfunkel:
*****
N heerz tu yu, FMICA,
dis armee lubz u moar den yu cud no
woah woah woah
(laik dis much!)
Ceiling Cat watch ober u, FMICA
n keyp u sayf n mayk shur ur okai,
hai hai hai,
hai hai hai
We nead owr Pixie bak befawr we fainlee fawl apart
We get in so mutch trubbl bai owrselvz
It seemz like sutch a lawng tym sins u left us heer awone
n no won noze kwite ware u r!
Ware hab u gawn, FMICA,
da kittinz tern der lownlie aiz tu u,
woo woo woo
Ai gotz tu sai, FMICA,
u wont beleeb da mess we mayk wile ur away,
hai hai hai
hai hai hai
*****
Dat wuz gud singin, eberybuddy. I know
we iz sad waytin fur owr Cummander!
But we wil keyp eech uder kumpiny till she reternz
N we wil pawtrol in furmashun
n entertayn owrselfz
n shair tingz tu mayk eech udder laff!
Stai kewl eberybuddy, be nais tu eech udder, n hab a gud n sayf Sundai!
At eez.