Imagining the first questions in a MAGA tax form:
What is your citizenship:
- American Christian Nationalist
- Mormon
- Roman Catholic
- Jew or Muslim
- Satanist, Humanist, Agnostic, or other noncitizen
What is your place of residence
- American Country
- Liberal Enclave
- Inner City
Who is indisputably the most important person: He who shelters us, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?
- The President
- The President
- The President
- The President