Welcome to your Sunday Borowitz Report. Be warned– this one is darker than most.
For newcomers, Andy Borowitz writes political satire. The Borowitz Report is self-published a few times each week on Substack. You can read there for free. If you like TBR as much as I do you can subscribe and get TBR delivered to your inbox.
I appreciate the TBR take on politics because of its using true events to skewer the, er, perps.
www.borowitzreport.com/…
Excerpting the first part:
Since his death in 1994, Richard Nixon has refrained from public comments. Today, however, he has broken his silence in a letter from Hell.
Mr. Nixon offered TBR the exclusive right to publish his letter on one condition: that his expletives not be deleted.
To Justices Roberts, Thomas, Alito, Kavanaugh, Gorsuch, and Barrett:
Well, you bastards went and did it.
Soon, the United States will be indistinguishable from North Korea: a totalitarian dystopia ruled by a deranged strongman with ludicrous hair.
And I’m fucking pissed.
Look, I’ve got no problem with the Oval Office being the president’s personal crime cave. That’s pretty much what it was from the moment I was sworn in. My beef is that “presidential immunity” was my idea—AND YOU ASSHOLES DIDN’T HAVE THE FUCKING COURTESY TO GIVE ME CREDIT.
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