as a birthday tribute for the convicted felon’s 78th birthday. Jimmy Kimmell rattled off the following “Top 78 Donald Trump Nicknames of All Time:”
Don Whoreleon
Napoleon Bone-Aspur
R. Smelly
Fiberace
Commander-In-Thief
Nostra-Dumbass
El Pork-Choppo
MAGA Theresa
All Caps-Tain Kangaroo
Rip One Van Winkle
Count Flatula
Founding Farter
Farty-Five
Teddy Dozevelt
Gaseous Clay
Dopey McGropey
Lepre-Con Man
Al Ca-Porn
Julius Squeezer
The Shart of the Deal
His Flatulency
Mayor McCutTheCheese
...
Presidementia
Stable McGenius
The Tanchurian Candidate
Orange Baby Jesus
Refrigerator Perry Mason
Off-Whitey Bulger
Tannibal Lecter
The Not-So-Great Pumpkin
Carrot Bottom
Scammy Davis Jr.
Rich Little Hands
Donnie Cochran
The MAGA-Lorian
Vladimir Gluten
HippoPOTUS
Darth Tax Evader
Our Fondling Father
Maroon 45
The Legend of Bragger Vance
Mar-a-Cloggo
The Tan of La Mancha
Butch Casserole
Trumpelstiltskin
MAGATHA Christie
Grab-Ass Grandpa
Orange Julius Caesar
Kimmel said he celebrated the convicted felon’s birthday by making a donation to Planned Parenthood. During the monologue, he also described Trump’s recent visit with Congressional Republican leaders as a “skin-crawlingly fawny reception from some of the most embarrassing ass-kissiest parasites ever to slither the planet Earth.”
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