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Where is McCain is all this
Chilling in a hammock with Fred Thompson
Making some delicious BBQ for his base (the media)
Watching GW Bush torture Ewoks
Laughing uncontrollably about this fight between the netroots and Obama
Helping to save Columbian hostages - YEAH RIGHT!
Writing a new and better FISA law for his impending presidency
Still scared shitless that BLACK IS THE NEW PRESIDENT, BITCH - Tracy Morgan
Waiting for the Viagra to kick in
Has forgotten he is even running for president
Asking Cindy for some campaign cash